By Caitlin Brady Many people use the term “panic attack” as a catchall to describe moments of panic or anxiety, so allow me to quickly define what a panic attack […]
Humor by Caitlin Brady: Two Gay People, Happy Together
By Caitlin Brady Caitlin Brady is an MFA candidate from Texas who writes fiction and humor. She studied screenwriting at New York University and collaborated with Animal Kingdom Films (It […]
This one goes out to Gene Wilder, my Crazy Eyes, Silly Accents, and Fart Jokes Idol
This one goes out to Gene Wilder, my Crazy Eyes, Silly Accents, and Fart Jokes Idol By Caitlin Brady Caitlin Brady is an MFA candidate from Texas who writes fiction […]
Word Hole #19
My Target Diary: Continued by Caitlin Brady A note to the reader: For me, not all but most roads lead to Target. I live close to one, so that helps, […]
Word Hole #18
NICHOLAS POLYGAMY by Michelle Hogmire “Anyway, I’ve decided to write this brief because I have solid proof that polygamous marriages can work—successfully and happily, without any negative social side effects. For, you see, I’ve been in a polygamous marriage for…
Word Hole #17
THE CAGE by Michelle Hogmire “Hastert is placed inside THE CAGE, where he’s subjected to the cruelest torture, i.e. having to watch the Nick Cage films Ghost Rider and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance on repeat.”
Word Hole #16
ADAPTATION by Michelle Hogmire “Dear Sinopaca Drug Cartel, I’m writing in response to your grant writer job posting, which I saw today on jobs.com. As a recent MFA in Fiction candidate—now graduated—I believe I’m an ideal applicant for this position.”
Word Hole #13
Dom Donald by Michelle Hogmire “’That’s right, assholes,’ Trump said, in a special announcement from his personal airliner, ‘when I told Chris to “get on the plane and go home,” I meant my plane, my home.’ The camera then panned…
Word Hole #12
My Target Diary – Part I by Caitlin Brady “A gridlock of cart traffic on the 2nd floor forces me in line behind an exposed ass-crack. It’s 11:45 am, which means I am seeing this ass-crack before noon. Stranger crack…
Word Hole #11
Star Trek Scalia by Michelle Hogmire “”He weirds me out a little bit,’ said fellow Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, discussing her new potential colleague, before he took the stage to speak. ‘The real thing, which no one seems…
Word Hole #10
The Hipster Revenant: A Tale of Revenge, in a Blizzard, in New York City, Last Saturday By Jesse E. Sherwood “So the journey began, all the way from the West 80s to Bushwick. I’ll be quick, because who really wants…
Word Hole #9
City Water: A Special Report by Michelle “Hunter S.” Hogmire “‘Oh, well, yeah,’ Jack Moreland told me, turning on the faucet in his apartment at 75th and West End, ‘this shit’s been brown ever since I moved in thirty years…